By the Numbers

Friday, March 1, 2013

Friday night, 6:30 PM. While I have no doubt that folks all around the city were engaging in all sorts of fun activites (or, more likely, getting dressed and pre-gaming before such activities), I was enjoying the peace and quiet of the house thanks to Daddy taking the big girls on a Daddy-Daughter-Double-Date. (Actually, that's probably not the right term given that there's only one of him... A Polygamist-Daddy-Daughter-Date? No, that can't be right... But I digress.) I was using my time alone in the house to chat with Baby Wright (it's funny that I now feel alone when only with one child) and fold a heaping stack of the girls' laundry.
My happy helper.
At the risk of being outed as a giant nerd, I'll admit a little known tidbit of personal information: I really enjoy math. I picked up an algebra book for fun (really) a year or two ago, and it's not unusual that I fill my mind with numerical thought patterns.
So while working my way through the basket, I began doing a bit of mental math:
7 days a week x 1 outfit a day 
+ 1 pair of jammer a day [- Carter who doesn't wear jammers]
[+ Baby Wright's clothes' changes thanks to bodily fluids] [+ Carter's fashion conscious changes]
x 3 children 
=
A HECK OF A LOT OF LAUNDRY
This mathematical thought train then continued down a path of numerating my work-week as a whole. What I came up with looks something like this...

27} number of times I nursed Baby Wright.
5} number of lunches I packed. 
34} age Lindsay turned on Wednesday.
35} age I will be four months from today.
24} age we both were when we met.
6} number of times I heard an unsolicited 'I love you, Mommy.'
50} number of diapers I changed (Murphy seriously needs to get on the potty bandwagon!)
3} number of those diapers that leaked poop onto my lap.
5} number of days this week the girls argued about whose turn it was to choose a show.
5} number of days they argued about who would sit in the pink seat.
5} number of days they argued about who would should pray before eating.
5} number of days they argued about (I'm guessing I've made my point.)
10.15} number of pounds Baby Wright weighed at her four month check-up.
12.13} number of pounds Murphy weighed at the same age.
13.7} number of pounds Carter weighed. (Shocked to discover this about my tiny one!)
3} number of Cokes I've had today since I vowed to give them up.
1.5} number of hours I was successful at keeping the vow.
5} number of days I thought about exercising.
0} number of days I actually did it. (There's always next week.)

As for that heaping stack of laundry, it turned out to be
65 individual articles of clothing + 2 baby hats + 6 pairs of socks + 8 leftover socks
{But, who's counting?}

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